- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
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I heard this great joke on Sims once…
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
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